April 1, 2026

Epic Universe: Super Nintendo World

 



The next portal is Super Nintendo World

Up the warp pipe we go.... why?

Well obviously so we can walk back down more stairs of course

How they could fit so many staircases in such a small place I will never know, but welcome to the over stimulating world of Super Nintendo Stair Land

If you do not like small children, crowds and constant noise - this is not the area for you

Oh and if you do not know about the secret exit to the area, you must climb the stairs to then go back down another set of stairs here in Peach's castle.

Again prepare for your senses to be violated.

First ride in the area is Bowser's Challenge

Don't worry about understanding the ride, no one does

This ride can be best described as taking a game based on speed, putting it on one of the slowest rides in the park, adding augmented reality and top it off with a subpar Midway Mania shooting game.  Don't worry, everyone gets off with the same "what the ****" look on their faces.

A Yoshi themed people mover?  Yes. please

I'm not saying this is the best ride in the area... but actually it is

The ride is cute and you get away from the crowds

Is it worth waiting an hour for?  No, but none of the rides in this area are

The bad part about this ride is that it outside - and it's Florida.
So it closes a lot thanks to weather

I think we were supposed to find eggs or something.
Doesn't matter, we were away from the noise and crowd

Seriously, this place is hell

Might as well go this way

A subland with only one ride?  What could go wrong

Oh fun a low capacity ride in the most crowded area of Epic.  That will be fun.
If I ever hear those stupid drums again so help me....

This coaster looks cooler OFF the ride than actually riding it.
Notice how the guy is grimacing?

Is this the roughest coaster at Universal?  Probably (and Hulk still exists)

We wanted to like it, hated every minute.  Super rough

Yeah we might sound like Grandpa Kong but we never need to visit this section again.
So those that like SNW, enjoy - we'll be in the better sections of the park if you need us